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HindSight Bidet

We’d like to thank HindSight Bidet for sponsoring this content as Sodafry’s first Primary Official Ongoing Partner. Please follow the link below for exclusive access to their innovative line of products!

HindSight Bidet

Bidet – Out of Stock (but lots of other merch available)

HindSight’s Video-Assisted Bidet has revolutionized posterior hygiene with premium hardware, inspired design, and AI enhanced functionality. See below for details, and follow the link to change your life with HindSight’s Video-Assisted Bidet (and related merchandise). Note: we’re having trouble keeping the bidet in stock, but the t-shirts and other items are great!

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Toilet paper is shamefully ineffective at addressing the needs of modern bowel movements. Even traditional bidets fall short of the cleaning experience we all deserve. These methods either leave the waste behind, or lack the ability to provide users with real-time feedback on their hygiene levels. This leads to uncertainty and discomfort, particularly among elderly individuals and those with mobility issues. There is nothing worse than leaving the house and then realizing you’ve left the job partially completed.

HindSight is Targeting a Better Clean

HindSight offers a comprehensive solution to fecal challenges by incorporating a built-in camera system that allows users to monitor the cleanliness of their posterior regions in real-time. This innovative feature not only provides peace of mind but also enables early detection of potential health issues such as hemorrhoids, fissures, and tapeworms. Combined with customizable settings for temperature, pressure, and spray patterns, HindSight ensures a comfortable and personalized hygiene experience for every user. Additionally, HindSight provides premium upgrade options, catering to the preferences of discerning individuals seeking the high-end for their rear-end.

Key Features

  1. Live-View Camera Monitoring: HindSight’s built-in camera system provides users with a live view of their posterior regions, allowing them to confirm cleanliness and detect any abnormalities or health issues. The camera also offers a proprietary technology called “Fast Automatic Rectal Targeting” (FART) to automatically lock aim on the user’s anus for an efficient and effective clean.
  2. Intentionally Blurry Screen (IBS): A high-contrast pixelated version of the display for those that do not want full detail. This serves as an alternative to the live-view and can also display a simplified mapping of the washed region.
  3. Artificial Intelligence for Asshole Identification (AI4AI): HindSight uses modern AI technology to identify a user based on the physical characteristics visible to our camera. This enables HindSight to adjust the pressure, temperature, and other user preferences to match the user. This is also the engine behind HindSight’s “Fast Automatic Rectal Targeting” technology that quickly finds your anus and deploys the water right where it needs to be. Pending FDA approval, HindSight will be able to provide user specific anal health tracking based on physical observations (both anatomical and user output). This will be part of HindSight’s subscription offering once available.
  4. Accessibility: Settings available for both the visually and/or mobility impaired. HindSight can provide an auditory alert/description of wash status (“Super job!”, “Try Again”, “I recommend a stronger setting”). This can also be connected to Smart Home controls for spoken commands (“Hey Google, clean my butt”, “Alexa, run the bidet until fully clean”).
  5. Customizable Settings: Users can personalize their hygiene experience with customizable settings for temperature, pressure, and spray patterns, ensuring maximum comfort and cleanliness. These settings can be saved and mapped to a profile and used in conjunction with the AI4AI functionality.
  6. Heated Seat: HindSight’s heated seat offers additional comfort, particularly during colder seasons or for individuals with sensitive skin.
  7. Modern Design: HindSight boasts a sleek and modern design that seamlessly integrates into any bathroom decor, enhancing the aesthetic appeal of the space.
  8. Joystick Manual Override (optional): The premium upgrade option includes manual controls and a joystick for precise cleaning adjustments, catering to the preferences of users who seek ultimate control and customization. Picture playing the arcade game “Alien Invaders”, but you’re eliminating waste instead of aliens.
  9. High-Powered Fan: HindSight has a fan that’s powerful enough to dry your backside quickly and efficiently. Users in a hurry can leverage the “Brazilian Blow Out” feature for an even faster clean.

Subscription Features: For a small monthly fee HindSight offers a musically synchronized wash cycle called “Symphony Mode” inspired by the Bellagio Fountain in Las Vegas. This provides a variety of spray and lighting options timed to several musical themes and tempos (Spotify integration coming soon to sync Symphony Mode to the audio of your choice). HIndSight also offers an Anal Filter Library (AFL) in conjunction with the visual display (Similar to Snapchat or Instagram).

Cleanliness. Confirmed.

As the saying goes, hindsight is 20/20, and we know that you’ll love HindSight’s comprehensive clean. No more wondering if your anus is wallpapered with toilet paper residue, or getting tortured with late afternoon swamp butt. With HindSight you can see what’s left behind, and take control over your comfort.

Once you’ve experienced the HindSight clean, you’ll never look back.